【字幕：gog】
Mountains. 山
Empty road. 路
More empty road. 荒无人烟
Empty road with tractor. 有个拖拉机
Mailboxes. 信箱
House with satellite dish. 带卫星天线的房子
Youth centre backyard. 小年青活动中心
Stupid sheep. Stupid hay bales. 傻逼羊 傻逼羊毛
Stupid trampoline girls. 傻逼孩子
Welcome to Skoddeheimen. Skoddeheimen 欢迎您
TURN ME ON, GODDAMMIT 《艾玛好色》
Oh, hallelujah! 哈利路亚
You should see how stiff and huge my dick is. 瞧瞧我的鸡巴 有多么硬，多么粗
Big, warm, strong and... 又大又烫，简直是。。。
Simply glorious. Would you like me to get inside you? 完美，不想试一下吗？
I just want to get inside you and let it go. 真想插进你身体里
Jeez, am I ever hard. 这还不算硬呢
Are you getting there? Well, this is it. 爽了么？差不多了
I'm officially about to come. What about you? 我真的要射了，你呢？
Hello? 喂？
-Alma? -In the kitchen. -艾玛？ -在厨房呢
-Hi, darling. How was school today? -As usual. -宝贝，今天过得如何啊？ -就那样
-What about you? -Not quite as usual. -你呢？ -还行
A local news crew came to see us. 有记者过来采访了
My boss at the turnip plant won them over with his charm. 咱萝卜场的老板把他们逗得乐呵呵的
Why's the phone on the floor? 电话怎么在地上？
-Hi, Alma. -Hi, Artur. -艾玛 -阿图尔
-Nice dog. -Bingo. -乖狗 -是啊
Mind if I join you? 一起散步?
At night I dream that Artur climbs in through my window. 晚上我梦见阿图尔爬上我家窗户
He looks tenderly at me. 他温柔的看着我
He leads me to the bed. 带我上床
He carefully lays me down. 很小心的让我躺下来
He pulls up my nightgown and caresses me with warm hands. 卷起我的睡衣 用温暖的手掌爱抚我
He lies down beside me, holds me close. 他在我身边躺下 紧紧的拥抱着我
Stays there until morning. 直到天明
-I'm heading this way. -Okay. -我走那边 -好的
You going to the party? 你也会去派对吗?
-Yeah. -Cool. -是啊 -酷
-Sorry. -Smoking isn't healthy. -抱歉 -吸烟不健康
No, it's damn unhealthy. But it calms me down. 当然不健康 但能让我平静
-I'm serious. We don't have all day. -You're right. -说真的,赶紧的 -好啦
-What about him? -Perfect. -他怎么样？ -完美
-Excuse me? Hi. -Hi. -打扰一下 -嗨
I was going to buy beer, but forgot my ID at home. 我来买啤酒，但是身份证忘带了
What a pity. 太遗憾了
-He was all right. -Well, maybe. -他人不错 -也许吧
Hurry. The bus. 赶紧啦，赶车去
-Do you have to? Every time? -Yeah. -有必要吗？次次都这样 -有必要
-Wild Wet Dreams, Stig speaking? -Hi, it's Alma. -濡湿美梦，这里是斯蒂格 -我是艾玛
Alma? Jeez, I was worried. You just vanished. What happened? 艾玛？天啦，我还在担心呢 你突然挂电话了，出啥事啦？
-Mom came home. -Oh dear. -我妈突然回家了 -哦，宝贝
-She didn't get it. -Well, that's good. -她不知道这回事 -那还行
-Just so you know. Call you later. -Please do, Alma. -只是告诉你一声，下次聊 -一定哦，艾玛
-What do you think? -Pretty neat. -觉得怎么样？ -太有型了
-Jogging reduces sick leave. -It that a problem? -慢跑有益健康 -有问题吗？
It could become one. You never know. 可能有益吧 你懂什么
In any case, it's a good idea to stay in shape. 无论如何，保持身材总是不错的
Bye. 拜
-Hi, Magda. -Hi. -玛格达 -嗨
Artur's going to the party. I've bought a new dress. 阿图尔也会去派对，我买了新衣服
I had my doubts. Then Maria came in and said: 本来我有点犹豫，可玛丽亚进来说
I think you look hot. Buy it. 太性感了，买了它
Maria's cool. My best friends' big sister. Studies sociology in Oslo. 玛丽亚，我好友的大姐 很酷，在奥斯陆学社会学
She said, "Come and visit me. Bring Artur along." 她说“带阿图尔上我那玩哦”
Then she winked slyly. 然后对我眨眨眼
"Hi, Artur." "Hi, Alma." “阿图尔” “艾玛”
"Wanna step outside?" "Okay." “去外面走走？” “好啊”
We run through the forest. 我们跑进树林
Artur looks at me. 阿图尔看着我
He says we're alike, and belong together. 他说我们是天生一对，注定要在一起
He takes my hand in his. 他握住我的手
And we're one. 我们成为了一体
-Leaving already? -Can't stay too long. -要走了 -不能待太久了
Behave at the party. Don't drink until you puke or get pregnant. Okay? 派对上悠着点，别喝吐了 也别让人占了便宜，懂不？
All right. Bye, Maria. 好的，再见，玛丽亚
She's having a blast in Oslo. Parties, concerts, cool roommates. 她在奥斯陆要多爽有多爽 派对啊，演唱会啊，室友啊
While we're here, locked up, oppressed. 我们窝在这里，压抑死了
-Take it easy. -I'm sick of this hole. -别想了 -我烦透这狗屁地方了
-I'm so done with it. I'm leaving. -So where are you gonna go? -我受够了，我要离开这里 -那你准备去哪？
To Texas, to work to abolish capital punishment. 去德州，我要让那里废除死刑
-How? -Raising awareness. -咋废除？ -提高意识
Like, daily demos outside the courtrooms. 每天在法院外面做宣传
-Good luck. -You wanna spend your life here? -祝你好运 -你想在这里待一辈子？
Be a shop clerk, party on until you turn gray? 当个售货员，直到老去？
-I'll get an education later. -In what? -我以后还会读书的 -读啥？
Master of stacking and bachelor of price tagging? 堆放学士，还是标价硕士啊？
There's Artur. He plays guitar in the choir band. 阿图尔来了，他在合唱团弹吉它呢
-And I'm singing solo. Hi! -Hi, Artur. -我唱独唱 -嗨，阿图尔
All men are potential rapists. They can do it if they want. 男的都是色魔，有机会就占你便宜
-But don't. -They have the gear. 他们不是有机会么？
-Relax, will you? -I'm relaxed. -放松点，行不？ -我很放松
This singer's a fascist. He's always been. 这个歌手是个法西斯 他一直是
-As if. -It's true. -可能吧 -是真的
-Ready to step outside? -No. -出去走走？ -不
-I'll wait a bit. -Me too. -我等会 -我也是
-Why the big smile? -He poked me with his dick. Artur. -为什么笑得这么浪啊？ -阿图尔拿鸡巴戳我
-Artur. -He poked you with his dick? -阿图尔 -他拿鸡巴戳你？
-What do you mean? -I was outside. Artur came. -你啥意思啊？ -我当时在外面，阿图尔也来了
He stood beside me, opened his fly and got out his boner. 他站在我旁边，拉开拉链，掏出鸡巴
He pushed it against my thigh. Like this. 他顶在我大腿上，像这样
-You sure it was his dick? -Yeah. -你确定是他的鸡巴？ -是的
-I was just catching some fresh air. -Listen to yourself! -我只是出去透口气 -瞧你那口气
It's like... Hello, Alma! "He poked me with his dick!" Get real. “诉你哦，他拿鸡鸡戳我了哦” 别做梦了好不
-You know what Alma just said? -I need a smoke. -知道艾玛刚才说啥吗？ -我去抽烟了
-That you poked her with your dick. -Thanks a lot, Alma. -说你拿鸡鸡戳她 -真是谢谢你了，艾玛
But... He did poke me with his dick. 但他真的拿鸡巴戳我了啊
Well, I've seen enough boners to know they'd shrink around you. 行了，行了 所有的鸡巴都围着你转是吧？
So off the mark. 太扯了
Alma, are you awake? 艾玛，醒了吗？
Yeah. 醒了
-May I come in? -No. -我能进来吗？ -不行
Alma, you're much too young to drink beer. 艾玛啊，你年纪太小了 不能喝啤酒
-I'm almost 16. -Alma, please... -我都快16了 -艾玛，别这样
Please what? Please turn 16, or please don't? 别哪样？想让我永远长不大吗？
-You know what I mean. -I've got a fever. -你知道我说啥 -我发烧了
I won't allow it in any case. 总之下次不准了
Alma home? 艾玛在家吗？
-Morning, Alma. -Hi. -早啊，艾玛 -嗨
What happened yesterday outside the youth centre? 昨天在青年活动中心外面 出啥事啦？
I don't remember. I was drunk. 不记得了，我喝醉了
Aren't you afraid I'll infect you? 不怕我感染你吗？
I'm gonna take off my pants. 我要脱裤子了
You're gonna go down on me, then I'll go down on you. Okay? 你下去帮我弄，然后我帮你弄，好吗？
Artur came by. He fucked me. He loved it. 阿图尔来过，他操了我，他很喜欢
But I want more. I want more. 但我还没满足，还想要
Touch them. 摸吧
Oh yes, Alma. 就这样，艾玛
Now go down on me, or I'll hammer your head in. 下去舔我，不然我把你头捶进去
Get me a hammer. Now! 塞个拳头进去！
Hello? 咋啦？
Everyone knows what you said. Nobody wants to talk to you. 所有人都知道了，没人愿意搭理你
Ingrid came to see me. She took out her lip gloss. 英格丽来看我了 她拿出她的唇彩
I wanted a hammer inside me. 我也想塞个拳头
I got up. Brushed against her with my tit. She screamed: 我起来，用奶子蹭她 她尖叫道：
-God damn it! -And left. -我的老天啊！ -然后走了
My personal hell just broke loose. 我的淫思邪念齐齐登场
Alma! We've overslept. Get up! I'll drive you. 艾玛！咱睡过头了 起来，我带你走
I'm really sorry. 不好意思
Have a nice day. 好好学习哦
Let me see. 我看看
"Anyone poked you with..." “别人戳你用。。。”
Silence. 安静
Day 1: The note. 第一天：笔记本
Day 2: Me and the garbage bin. 第二天：我和垃圾箱
Day 3... 第三天：
"Dick-Alma". “鸡巴-艾玛”
Mission outcast accomplished. 被孤立任务达成
-I want a hash cigarette. -A hash cigarette? -我要些碎烟叶 -碎烟叶？
-Yes please. -All right. -对的 -好吧
We'll fix it during the lunch break. Hundred kroner. Okay? 午餐的时候给你 一百克朗 （挪威币），行吧？
Has anyone poked Alma with his dick lately? 最近有谁用鸡鸡戳过艾玛啊？
Does anyone want to smoke this with me? Artur, what about you? 谁想来一口？阿图尔，你想吗？
Huh? 嗯？
That day, Artur walked me home from the bus stop. He said: 那天，阿图尔在巴士站 陪我走回家，他说：
I don't really like the sisters, at least not the blond one, Ingrid. 我其实不是真的喜欢她们 尤其是英格丽
-I think she's stupid. -You do? -我觉得她们蠢透了 -是吗？
I really like you, Alma. But it's so hard to express what I feel. 我真的喜欢你，艾玛 但很难说出我的感受
You're so... 你是如此的
-Unpopular. -That's right. -不合群 -对
From now on it's us. I'll always defend you. 从现在开始，我来保护你
It's too late. I'm moving to New York to become a model. 太晚了，我要去纽约当模特了
But... 但是
What's that? 啥意思啊？
We hurry home. Mom's not there. 感觉回家，我妈还没回来
We jump into her bed, tear off our clothes and have sex. 我们跳上床，脱了衣服，做了爱
Then we smoke the hash cigarette. 然后抽着碎烟叶
Artur blows smoke rings like a pro. 阿图尔吐烟圈相当拿手
I turn soft. Artur turns hard. 我软了，阿图尔硬了
Then we keep having sex until sunrise. 我们一直做爱到天明
Dick-Alma, Dick-Alma! 鸡巴-艾玛，鸡巴-艾玛！
-Where have you been? -The mailbox at the grocery store. -去哪啦？ -杂货店取邮件去了
All right. 好吧
It seems impossible, but you can feel his stench all the way up here. 不可思议，从这都能闻到他的臭味
Time for a break soon. 很快就到休息时间了
Ingrid will apply more lip gloss. Then she'll approach Artur and say: 英格丽会涂更多唇彩 然后对阿图尔说：
"You gotta see this." She'll pull him into the broom closet. “你得过来看看” 然后带他去杂物室
Let him fondle her big, fat tits. 让他摸她的大白奶子
They kiss, agree to marry and have brats. 然后，亲吻，结婚，生子
Goddamn choir slut. 天杀的唱诗班婊子
Good enough? 满意吗？
Hi. 嗨
-Cool jacket. -Thanks. -夹克不错 -谢了
This sucks big time. 真是太难受了
I know. Hopeless. 我懂，很绝望
-What is it? -Feel the smell? -这是什么？ -闻到啦？
-No. -Hash. -没有 -是碎烟叶
-It stinks of hash. My jacket. -The only stench here is of sweat. -我衣服闻起来像碎烟叶 -我只闻到臭汗味
-No, it's hash. I promise. -Very well. -真的是碎烟叶的味道 -好吧
-I'm not crazy. -Surely not. -我没发疯 -当然没有
-Hi, Kjartan. -Hello, Saralou. -卡贾坦 -好啊，萨拉卢
-Why are you looking at me? -Sorry. I'm stoned. -你盯着我做什么？ -抱歉，我有点醉了
-You want some? I've got more. -No thanks. -来点么？我有很多 -不，谢了
Maybe some other time? 下次呢？
I'm not into that shit. 没兴趣
-Goodbye. -Bye, Saralou. -再见 -再见，萨拉卢
6374 kroner?! 6374克朗？
What's this? "Service number"? 这是啥？“服务号码”
Alma, have you been calling this service number? 艾玛你打过这个电话吗？
It's phone sex. 是电话性爱
-Phone sex? -Relax. -电话性爱？ -别紧张
-I'll pay for it. -But you don't have a job. -我付钱 -你都没工作啊
Maybe Sebjørn needs help at the store? 也许店里要人手
Right. 好吧
We'll call him. Promise not to do it again. Deal? 我打电话，保证没有下次啦？
Deal. Don't say I need it to pay for phone sex. 成，但别跟人说 我是为了支付电话性爱
-Don't be so direct. -Phone sex! -别说的这么露骨 -电话性爱！
-Alma! Service number. -Phone sex, damn it! -艾玛！是电话服务 -就是电话性爱！
Phone sex! Your sick daughter needs phone sex! 电话性爱！你宝贝女儿要电话性爱
-I'm dialling. -Don't say it. -我拨号了 -别说出来
We'll see. 看看吧
-Did you tell him? -No. -你告诉他了吗？ -没有
You can start... 你可以。。。
You can start tomorrow. 你明天可以上班了
Just tell me one thing, Alma. Why on earth did you call a service number? 告诉我，艾玛 你到底是为什么需要电话服务
Because I'm horny. 因为我很饥渴
I think I need to be alone now. 让我单独待会
-This your hideout? -Yeah. -你就躲在这？ -对
"He poked me with his dick." Well put. “他用鸡巴戳我”说的好啊
A classic. 经典吧
You didn't worry about the consequences? 你没想过后果吗？
-Nope. -What's it like? -没有 -感觉咋样？
I wanna do like this and scream. 我想待这里，嘶叫一番
-Then do it. -Just did. Felt like a fool. -叫呗 -叫过了，像个傻逼
I've never been in love. 我从没恋爱过
Not that I wanna be. 至少不是我想的那种
-Not until I'm far away from here. -Why not? -离开这里之前是不会有的 -为什么？
-I'd end up a housewife. -Is that what happens? -只能在这里嫁人了 -那不是一样吗？
Correct. 对啊
Mom was gonna study in Bergen. 妈妈去卑尔根学习
She met dad. End of story. 认识了老爸，一样的故事
I can hang with you here, but not at school. Okay? 我能在这里陪你 在学校里不行，懂不？
Okay. 我懂的
-Hello? -Hi, it's Stig. -喂？ -我是斯蒂格
This is your monthly bonus call. Are you ready? 这是你每月的奖励服务 准备好了吗？
-Yes. -We're in a metropolis. New York. -好了 -我们现在是在纽约
It's evening. It's raining, pouring down outside the UN. 现在是傍晚，在联合国大厦里 外面下着大雨
I come in through the entrance, run to the elevator. Are you with me? 我从门口奔向电梯，你能想象吧？
You're there, in a suit skirt. You gaze hungrily at me. 你在电梯里，穿着职业装 如饥似渴的凝视着我
I feel my dick growing, a huge tower building up. I open my zipper. 我鸡巴立起来，支起个小帐篷 我拉开拉链
You look at my dick. It's even bigger now. I lift up your skirt. 你看着我的鸡巴，它更大了 我撩起你的裙子
-My suit skirt? -I find the way, thrust into America. -我的裙子？ -我摸索着插了进去
You're dripping wet, so... 你已经湿透了
Alma? 艾玛？
Dinnertime! 吃饭了！
Eating alone wasn't much fun. 一个人吃饭可没意思
It didn't taste good. We can eat dinner together tomorrow. 不香，明天咱们一起吃饭
Hurray for that. It's rubbish anyway. 好高兴哦 一起吃垃圾
-What? -It tastes like shit. -啥？ -吃起来像陀屎
After "bag", say "receipt". 先问要不要袋子，然后问要不要收据
If they say "yes", just... 如果他们说要
-There. Super simple, right? -Yeah. -按这里，超简单，对吧 -对
It's always quiet this time of day. 每天这个时候总是很清闲
Before the rush. 然后就开始忙了
-Boring? -Yeah, a bit. -无聊 -有点
You know what we'll do now? 知道要干嘛吗？
Close the store. 关门
Then we'll go to the back and... 咱们去后面
All night. 做整晚哦
You're so hot. 你太诱人了
You have no idea. 爽死你
Alma. 艾玛
Hello? Hello? 喂！
39.50. 39块5
I was bored, so I tried riding a roll of coins. 我无聊死了，夹了一筒硬币
Then Sebjørn turned up in my fantasy. 竟然幻想着和店老板
What's the matter with me? 我这是怎么了？
And Artur simply left. 阿图尔啥也没说就走了
Why can't he just admit it? 他为什么不肯承认呢？
-Why can't you admit it? -Jeez, you're sick. -为啥不承认呢？ -你太变态了
But you did it. Yes, you did it! You did it! 但你确实做了啊，你做了！你做了！
Ouch. Huge ouch. 真是痛苦
-Not good. Pull yourself together. -Go fuck yourself. -不是很好，振作起来吧 -滚鸡巴蛋
-That's no way to address a teacher. -Fine, spongeface. -不能跟老师这么讲话 -好的，海绵宝宝
People? My birthday's next week. I'm having a party. 大伙，我下周生日，弄个派对
Here you go. 给你
No. 没你份
-Why not? -That's just how it is. -为啥？ -就是没你份
-How are things at school? -Fine. -学校过得怎么样？ -还行
-That's good. -Really. -那就好，真的
Well, I'll go complete the orders. 我去弄订单了
I bet mom's ecstatic that I'm working two evenings a week. 我妈指定高兴坏了 我现在一周要上两天班
She can barely stand looking at me anymore. 她几乎都不看我了
She tries. I mean, she's my mom. 她累了，尽管她是我妈
But she can't stand it. 但也快受不了了
She knows I'm horny. It grosses her out. 我淫荡的心态 让她觉得很恶心
Maybe she's heard me. 也许她听过我叫春
Artur! 阿图尔！
I can see it in her face. 她瞒不住我
She's guaranteed heard me. 指定听到过
Little raisin. 小葡萄干
-Saralou! -Kjartan, hi. -萨拉卢 -卡贾坦
-I've written you a poem. -A poem? -给你写了首诗 -诗？
Beautiful. 好美哦
Why don't you want to be with me? 为什么不想跟我在一起？
Because I don't follow the social norm of showers and deodorants? 是因为我洗澡时不守规矩 还是因为我用了香体剂？
-That's not it. -My pitiful moustache? -不是 -是我唏嘘的胡渣？
-No. -Then what? -不是 -那是啥？
I wanna get out of here. Away from Skoddeheimen. 我想离开这里，离Skoddeheimen远远的
The day I turn 16, I'll get a moped. Then we can leave at once. 等我16岁生日，我会得一辆摩托车 然后咱俩一起走
-Where do you wanna go? -Texas. Abolish capital punishment. -你想去哪？ -去德州，去废除死刑
-Important issue. -Very. -干大事业啊 -很大
You know, I like the way you smell. 我喜欢你笑起来的样子
Rank, but real. 令人厌恶，但是很真实
Could you dust the magazine shelf? I'll pay you an extra half hour. 能打扫下杂志架子吗？ 给你加班工资
-Of course. -Super. -当然行 -很好
Thanks a lot. 谢了
He bikes off with his bike helmet. When he gets home, - 他戴着头盔汽车回家
- he asks Ingrid why she's stopped seeing Alma. -到家后他问英格丽为什么不跟艾玛来往了
"You used to be inseparable." “你们以前很要好的啊？”
"Haven't you heard?" "No." “你没听说吗？” “听说啥？”
"She said Artur poked her with his dick. She's a pervo." “她说阿图尔用鸡鸡戳她，她有毛病”
Sebjørn is speechless. 然后他无语了
I have to cut this out. 我得收敛一点了
-Pull myself together. Behave. -Smart. -振作起来，做个乖乖女 -聪明
-Well, cheers. -Cheers. -干了 -干杯
-By the way, I'm in love. -No?! -告诉你哦，我恋爱了 -不会吧？
-Big crisis. -But that's great! -伤脑筋啊 -很好啊
-I must be cold, hard, let it pass. -Good plan. -我得冷酷点，免得纠缠不清 -行啊
Not really. 行不通啊
-Who's the lucky guy? -Kjartan. -是谁啊？ -卡贾坦
-Sara and Kjartan. -God damn it. -萨拉和卡贾坦 -我滴老天
-Lousy town! -Shitty store! -烂镇子！ -破店子！
-Stupid republic! -Crap phone bill! -傻逼共和国！ -垃圾的电话帐单！
-Asshole American legal system! -Goddamn choir! -美国法律制度是个屁！ -天杀的唱诗班！
Fuck social democracy! Fuck society! I mean it, damn it! 操你妈的社会民主！ 操你妈的社会！
-Cheers. -Cheers. -干杯 -干了
-I think Artur likes you. -Oh? -我觉得阿图尔喜欢你 -是吗？
Yeah, I'm almost certain. 对啊，我敢肯定
-Why do you think so? -Well, I dunno. -你为什么敢肯定？ -哈，不知道
-I just think so. -You do? -我只是这么想 -是吗？
Yeah. Imagine. Me dating Kjartan. You dating Artur. 想象一下啊 我和卡贾坦约会，你和阿图尔约会
-We could go on a double date. -Fine by me. -甚至可以来一次四人约会啊 -可以啊
Hello? Oh hi, Sebjørn. 喂？店长啊
A porn mag? 色情杂志？
Listen, there's something abnormal about Alma. 艾玛最近是有点反常
So... Could you give her one more chance, please? 摆脱再给她一次机会
Thank you so much. 太感谢了
Porn? You really want to support such a vile business? 色情杂志，你倒是为人家做贡献了啊
-You're grounded. Go to your room. -Fine. -回屋去，不许外出 -好的
-Again? -We've got regular days now. -又出去？ -我们定期活动
Tuesdays and Thursdays. It's very popular. You're still grounded. 周二和周四，现在很流行的 你不准出去
-I'm thirsty. -All right. -我口渴 -去吧
I'm using the safety lock. 我用的是保险锁
Alma Solheimslid. 我艾玛·索尔哈安姆斯利德
16 years old in three months. An outcast, shunned by everyone. 还有3个月满16岁 所有人都孤立和躲避我
Because I said Artur poked me with his dick. He just said: 就因为我说过阿图尔拿鸡巴戳我 他还对我说
Thanks a lot, Alma. 谢了，艾玛
Well, thanks the same, Artur. 也谢谢你，阿图尔
-Alma, are you here? -I'm here. -艾玛，在吗？ -在这
Good. I've got a plan. 好的，我有个计划
-Don't cry when I can't comfort you. -I'm not crying. -别哭，我可安慰不了你 -我没哭
Good. 好的
I think it's time you had a word with Artur. 是时候和阿图尔谈谈了
-I don't know. -Maybe you'll get your life back? -我不知道 -你不能这样下去啊？
-You going to Kari's party? -Think so. -你会去卡里的派对吗？ -可能吧
It's certain to be boring. She's so anal. 指定没意思，她很臭屁的
Yeah. 对啊
-You gonna start coughing? -I know you met Alma. -你要开始发飙了吗？ -我知道你去见艾玛了
I followed you. You were going to the mailbox. I saw you in the bus shed. 我跟踪了你,你正要去邮箱那 我看见你在巴士站里
I asked myself why they never wrote back. Checked your desk drawer. 我就奇怪了,为什么他们总是不回信 我翻了你的抽屉
Full of unsent letters. So who's Sebjørn's "radical" daughter? 全是没有寄出的信 到底谁是咱爸的淘气女儿啊?
-A disloyal, pathetic hypocrite. -Alma never did anything wrong. -一个不忠的、可悲的伪君子 -艾玛啥也没做错
-Except lying. -What if it's Artur who's lying? -除了撒谎 -如果是阿图尔撒谎呢?
-No. He tried to kiss me yesterday. -Right. -才不会,他昨天还想亲我呢 -好吧
-It's true! -I'm sick of this. -是真的! -我听腻了
I'm going to talk to Alma at school on Monday. 周一我会在学校和艾玛谈谈的
Hello? Aren't we going to a party?! 我们不是要去派对吗?
Wild Wet Dreams, Stig speaking? 濡湿美梦，这里是斯蒂格
-It's Alma. -Hi! -我是艾玛 -嗨
It's been a while. Enough to suspect you got lucky. Am I right? 有段时间没联系了，是找朋友了吧？ 我猜对了吗？
-I'm afraid not. -Ready to get it on? -不是的 -那你准备好了吗？
I'm not in the mood. 我没心情
-Is it Artur? Doesn't he want you? -No. Nobody wants me. -是因为阿图尔？他不喜欢你吗？ -不是，没人喜欢我
Sure they do! There's always someone out there. 当然有人喜欢你，只是缘分未到而已
-Talking about yourself? -Nope. -能谈一下你吗？ -不行
I've got enough to cope with. But think, Alma. 我自己应付得来 不过还是谢谢你，艾玛
There must be someone you can talk to, someone who understands you. 应该有人能让你交心，能理解你
Maybe. I'm not sure. 也许吧
Well, then there's just one thing that helps. 那么就只有一个办法了
-What? -Booze. -什么办法？ -喝个烂醉
Sara writes letters to prisoners on death row. Ingrid's a soloist. 莎拉给死刑犯写信 英格丽是个独唱者
Maria is having a great time in Oslo. 玛丽亚在奥斯陆过得很不错
How are things with Alma? 艾玛有啥呢？
Well... 唉
I feel bad, saying this about my own daughter, but... 俗话说，家丑不可外扬
I hate it. She only thinks about one thing: 但我还是得说，她满脑子都是性
Sex. She calls sex hotlines and steals porn magazines. 打色情电话，偷色情杂志
And I've heard her many times. I'm so embarrassed. 我还多次听过她叫床 太丢脸了
-I don't know what to do. -Poor thing. -我不知道怎么办 -可怜啊
-Have you never heard yours? -No. -你没听过自己吗？ -没有
-Hello? -Hi, you prick. -你好 -嗨，你个白痴
-We belong together. -You're sick. -咱俩天生一对啊 -你个变态
Come here. 来吧
-You poked me with your dick. -I didn't. -你用鸡巴戳我 -我没有
-You did. You did. -No, Alma. -你有，你有 -我没有，艾玛
-You poked me with your dick! -Okay. Fine. -你用鸡巴戳我！ -好吧，随你
-I thought it meant something. -It didn't. -我以为你对我有意思 -没有
-My life's ruined. -I know, but... -我都被你给毁了 -我知道，但是
-So I should admit it to everyone? -That would be nice. -但是我就该跟每个人承认吗？ -那样才好
-No way. -We belong together. -休想 -我们是天生一对
We have to be together. 我们得在一起
Alma... 艾玛
I already have a girlfriend. 我有女朋友了
Turid. From Stavanger. 斯塔万格的图蕊
We met at the Choirival last year. 我们去年在Choirival相识
-The Choirival? -It's a festival for Ten Sing choirs. -Choirival？ -唱诗班的节日
Sorry. 抱歉
-Oslo? -Yeah. -去奥斯陆（挪威首都）？ -对
Hop in. 上车吧
Hey? Come on. 醒醒
We're there. 到了
The first recess is in fifteen minutes. 第一节下课休息十五分钟
Artur will look to where I usually stand. 阿图尔会向我常站的地方张望
Børre will notice, and say: 博雷会跟他说：
"Alma's not at school today." "What do you mean?" “艾玛今天没来” “你什么意思？”
"You have to be strong to take the kind of shit she's taken." “你得坚强些，替她受过”
Artur will feel guilty. 阿图尔有些内疚
"She's really kinda cute." Einar nods his head. “她其实很可爱” 艾纳点点头
Artur basically agrees. He's starting to regret. 阿图尔有点动摇，他开始后悔了
But it's too late. 但一切都太晚了
'Cause I'm never going back. 因为我不会再回去了
-Hello? -Is Maria home? -你好 -是玛丽亚家吗？
-Hi. I'm Elisabeth. -Alma. -我是伊丽莎白 -艾玛
Come in. 请进
-Does Maria know you're coming? -No. -玛丽亚知道你要来吗？ -不知道
-Because it's a bit early. -No problem. -有点太早了 -应该没问题
You've got a visitor. 你有客人
-Alma? -Hi. -艾玛？ -嗨
What are you doing here? 你怎么来啦？
Good morning, sunshine. 早上好啊
Hi. 嗨
-Cool jacket. -Thanks. -衣服不错 -谢了
Are you okay? 你没事吧？
Not really. 不大好
It's pretty stressful these days. 这阵子有些忙
The exams are coming up, and I'm way behind. 要考试了，我还没复习呢
-We can talk this evening, okay? -Sure. -咱晚上再谈，好吗？ -好的
Good to see you. 很高兴见到你
Hi, this is Dick-Alma's sex hotline. Leave a message or fuck off. 嗨，这里是鸡巴-艾玛性感热线 留个言，或者滚一边去
-Hi, Magda. -Hi. -玛格达 -嗨
Sorry to disturb you. Alma didn't come home last night. 打扰你了，艾玛昨晚没回家
Is that so? 那又咋地？
-You haven't seen her? -No. -你看见她没？ -没有
Sorry about the curtain. 那些挂帘真是不好意思
-It was mean. -It was stupid. Unnecessary. -很讨厌，知道吗？ -我知道很蠢，没必要
Imagine, insinuating that I spy on people. 都觉着我喜欢偷窥别人
-Of course you don't. -No, of course not. -你当然不是 -那还用说
So you haven't seen Alma? 你真的没看见艾玛？
Let's see... 我瞅瞅
At around eight yesterday evening, Alma came out the door. 昨晚八点左右艾玛出的门
Evidently upset. Gave me the finger. She walked down the road. 有点心烦意乱，向我比了个中指 然后上了马路
Turned left, probably to see Artur. 向左走了，可能是去见阿图尔
Two hours later, at half past ten, I saw her in the passenger seat - 十点半左右，我看见她坐在一辆
- of a pale blue Volvo. I assume they drove to town. -蓝色的沃尔沃里，估计是去城里了
-She probably hitchhiked to Oslo. -Jesus! Oslo? -很可能是搭便车去奥斯陆了 -天啦，去奥斯陆？
You know, her great idol lives there, Maria. 她的偶像玛丽亚在那里啊
-Sebjørn's eldest daughter. -Thank you. -店老板的大女儿 -谢谢你了
Well, Alma's been very much alone here lately. 艾玛最近可孤单啦
-You know what happened at the party? -No. -你知道派对上的事情吗？ -不知道
-Who was that? -Unknown caller. -谁啊？ -打错电话了
-Did you run away from home? -Yeah. -你是从家里跑出来的吗？ -是
-Why? -Alma doesn't have to tell everyone. -为什么？ -艾玛你没必要跟人说
-It's okay. -Let's hear it. -没关系 -咱听听
Right, about six weeks ago, there was a party at the youth centre. 好吧，一个半月前，在青年中心有个派对
Everything was normal. 一切都很平常
Then I went out for a beer. Artur came and stood beside me. 我出去喝杯啤酒 阿图尔来到我旁边
We stood there. Suddenly, out of the blue, he unzipped his fly - 也没说话，突然他拉开拉链
- and took out his dick, erected, and poked it against my thigh. -掏出鸡巴顶住我的大腿
-You must be kidding. -I'm not. -太扯了 -才没有
I was like, "He poked me with his dick!" 我说“他拿鸡巴戳我”
Nobody believed me. Artur denied it, of course. 可没人相信 阿图尔当然也否认
It wasn't very popular. 'Cause someone else likes Artur - 说这些当然不讨人喜欢 因为喜欢阿图尔的一大堆
- more than normal, and she made the whole region think I was mental. 她们都觉得我有毛病
Nobody talks to me at school. They call me "Dick-Alma". 在学校没人理我，他们叫我“鸡巴-艾玛”
Shit. 天啦
So I hitchhiked here. 所以我就来这了
There's nothing wrong with you, Alma. Nothing at all. 你没做错什么啊，艾玛 根本没错
If you ask me, this Artur guy has the hots for you. 要我说，阿图尔对你有意思
I mean, you don't just poke your dick at anyone. 没意思的话，不会拿鸡巴戳你吧？
-Cheers. -Here's to you, Alma. -干杯 -敬你，艾玛
Forget Artur. 忘了阿图尔
Dick-Alma, Dick-Alma, - 鸡巴-艾玛，鸡巴-艾玛
- where did you go? -你去了哪里？
Queen of the night. 夜之女王
Something went wrong, but now you're in the city, - 虽然不尽人意，但你已来到了大都市
- everything feels all right. -感觉好极了
You smile so lovely, - 你笑得多可爱
- you're the one I want, you're Dick-Alma. - 你就是我要找的，鸡巴-艾玛
I mean, damn it, you're Dick-Alma! 干！你就是鸡巴-艾玛啊！
Let the dorks eat shit. Dick-Alma rules! 让那些傻逼们去吃屎 鸡巴-艾玛最吊！
"Little raisin"! “小葡萄干”
Hey, you have to answer it. 你得接电话
Hi, this is Alma's phone. 这是艾玛的手机
She's here. 她在这
My boss gave me a week off for the fall vacation. 我老板给了我一周的秋假
We're going to Paris! 咱们去巴黎
Really? 真的吗？
Cool! 太酷了
The turnip plant boss? 萝卜厂老板？
Hi. 你好
-Arild. -Alma. -阿里尔德 -艾玛
Nice. 不错啊
Bye. 再见
Artur? What are you doing here? 阿图尔？你怎么来了？
Can you come down? 能下来吗？
Hi. 嗨
I lied to you the other day. 那天我没说真话
-Saying it didn't mean anything. -It's okay. What's done is done. -说对你没意思 -没事，过去的就让它过去吧
But... 但是
-Yes? -I think I'm in love with you. -啥？ -我觉得我爱上你了
Artur, stop it. You had your shot, and boy did you blow it. 阿图尔，打住 你有过机会
Guitar player or not. 但孩子你搞砸了
-We're two of a kind. Alike. -I'm no coward. -咱们是多么投缘啊 -我不会放弃的
-No. -Goodbye, Artur. -是么 -再见，阿图尔
Hi. 嗨
-Our hitchhiker? -Your sister says hello. -搭便车牛人 -你姐问你好呢
Cool. 酷
What happened, Ingrid? 咋地啦，英格丽？
-Lip gloss overdose. -Oh dear. -唇彩抹多了 -我的老天
I POKED ALMA WITH MY DICK 我用鸡巴戳了艾玛
So you're Artur? 你就是阿图尔？
Yeah. 嗯
Mommy? 妈咪？
Can Artur sleep over? 阿图尔能在这过夜吗？
No. 不行